Not even Halloween yet, but I bought this ridiculous Christmas decoration today. I was excorciated last year by lovely wife for delaying purchase until after it sold out. Apparently this Santa has great significance to Kate's family, who, in addition to their wacky politics also believe in a different Christmas myth. Dating back to Kate's coureur-de-bois ancestors, they believe that Santa delivers toys in a birchbark canoe, pulled by nine flying beavers (sold separately, batteries not included).
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Bro, take it from an accountant who has just barely squeaked through several tough tax seasons - it's spelled EXCORIATED. *DON*
I also know where to get cheap flying beavers, with the batteries INCLUDED. URL is not family-friendly so call if you're really in the market... *DON*
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