My Boy's Wicked Smart

Me: We really need to vacuum your room.
Jacob: Nooooo! (look of abject fear at mention of the dreaded vacuum)
Me: It's really messy in here.
Jacob: All done. All done. All done.
Me: It's not all done. We really need to vacuum.
Jacob: Broom. Broom.
Me: (Laughing) You want me to use the broom instead.
Jacob: (Nodding vigourously) Sweep! Sweep!