Pearl Jam lyrics

I thought the funniest misheard lyrics ever were my old friend Dave thinking that Dire Straits was singing "Money for nothing and your cheques for free". Then Alison came along and thought that Elton John's Tiny Dancer song was actually an ode to "Tony Danza". But this YouTube clip (courtesy of Bill Simmons) of Pearl Jam misheard lyrics is truly fantastic. It almost induced Kate into labour.